THE ART OF NIELS GERHARD JOHANSEN - FREELANCE ARTIST AND ILLUSTRATOR
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEMOCRACY AND DICTATORSHIP
August 7th 2023
(Published at Steigan.no)
PRIDECTATING
June 22nd 2023
Olav Thon wanted to be neutral to the Pride-celebration and denied his chain of hotels to use the rainbow-flag. And immediately he became a Thorn in the eyes of the establishment.
He had missed that Pride no longer is a parade that we let pass with slightly raised eyebrows and a "yeah, yeah. anyone has their likings..." Pride is now the flagship of political correctness and when Ap-politicians like Judas Grav Større and Revmund Johansen is the dancing flag bearers, it begins to smell totalitarianism longer than the samba rythms.
Some people have the opinion that sexuality is a private matter and that the Pride-movement go too far down the pants and into the heads of our children with exhibitionist performances and notions about our sex not being determined by biology but ideology or choise of mind.
Maybe Olav Thon wanted to include such a minority in his decision, but now he has learned that neutrality is a mockery against tolerance, so not to eat his old faithful nitted hat, he regret and took out the rainbow rags from the closet again.
The morale is that the fight for equal rights has become a fight where everyone has to be equally right. Everyone MUST show that they are on the team of tolerance for diversity and the we have zero tolerance for anything else, of course…
(Published at Steigan.no)
IN DEEP WATERS
April 13th 2023
The blow up of the North Stream pipelines made a loud bang, but it was far near as loud as the deafening silence from the government of Germany following the explosions. Initially there was some few grunts of the usual blame on Putin, but then only silence…
Months later the silence was broken by the deepdiving journalist Seymor Hersh. He got the full and detailed story of the deeply complicated operation from a source in Pentagon, now leaking as a newly blown up pipeline. Revealing what everyone knew: USA was the offender. And revealing what no one knew: Norway, who is skilled in deep water operations, was the servile executor of the sabotage.
But not even this jounalistic dynamite could rock the boat of the mass media who both ignored and ridiculed Seymor Hersh. Eventually someone must have felt the seabed dissappear under their feet, because an official cover story was launched:
The operation was done by persons with known political opinions and nationality on a known yacht, but for some reason the identity of the villains is still unknown...
The question is how wise it is to cover a hole in the sea with a pirate story that leaks like a strainer, just pushing the story teller out on even deeper waters...
(Published at Steigan.no)
CONTROLLING OR JUST TROLLING?
February 19th 2023
Bullying has by law been banned in Norwegian schools and therefore bullying has been relegated to the dark corners of society. And as everyone knows, society's dark corners consist primarily of party politics, the public debate and the boys' rooms. In the latter we find the online trolls. Those who rage over everything good and throw crap and vulgarities at everything pure and beautiful in a dishonest attempt to gain ConTROLL of life. They thrive in the darkness, but become quiet and uncomfortable in the light of day. TROLLS are easy to contTroll, but not TROLLING, because reasoning and arguments bounce off like water off a goose. Some people think that online trolls can be caught in their own net - only the net is tighter, but I wonder if it's better to just kick them out of the boys' rooms - into life - instead of life going into the words of the Trolls...
By Niels Gerhard - Socially engaged satirist and inspiracy theorist...
(Published at Steigan.no)
BALLOON RACE IN THE WILD WEST
February 9th 2023
Weather balloons drift against the weather and live their peaceful lives at half satellite altitude. But recently a Chinese weather balloon ran into rough weather as it drifted over the "Wild West", where they shoot first - and if you're lucky - ask later.
The Americans did not think there was any reason to ask this time because they were sure that the balloon was spying on them. Most people probably think that a balloon at half the height of a satellite seems like a low-tech way of spying, but then they should know that the Americans' secrets are so big that they can be easily seen from such a height...
We'll try to call the Americans to their senses with the good old saying "you shouldn't shoot grenades when you're hanging in a balloon", because there's a lot that's a bit inflated on the other side of the atlantic pond...
(Published at Steigan.no)
TANKS-GIVING
February 1st 2023
«The russian bear» says «thanks, no tanks» and destroys the weapons that Ukranium was meant to have won the war with long time ago. But who cares when there is more to get. Western mis-leaderes is queueing up to send tanks.
Everyone knows that the war is lost for Pressintent Zelensqueeze but then the whole point was not to save people of Ukranium, but solely to harm Russia as much as possible. Furthermore it is embarassing to be blamed for the loss, just because you didnt join the tanks-giving-team…
As norwegians we can as always enjoy the excellence of our countrymen like Jeans Stolenburger who save the feel-good-feeling even when german tanks once again roll against east. Because as he says: «The more weapons, the more peace…»
(Published at Steigan.no)
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO ERDOGAN
January 20th 2023
In Stockholm 12th January demonstrants hang a doll looking like Erdogan upside down. The intension was to provoke the president of Turkey and enforce his blocking of Sweden from becoming a member of NATO. The radical newsletter «Flamman.se» smelled a possibility to go further and launched a competition in making the best satire drawing of Erdogan. With no surprise the winner showed a blood thirsty Erdogan as Saturn devouring his own people.
My drawing was probably too kind to be acknowledged in the competition. So I understand that I have a potential in making bloody satire and demonising people in power...
(Published at Steigan.no)
THE WISHING LIST
December 23rd 2022
Playing president of Ukranium, Zelenscrow, has stopped crowing.
And the ukrainian militairy has almost stopped shooting.
They have simply used up the gun powder and the pestilence and his chief in Defence, Salute-zniet, are now travelling around the world (USA) to collect more bullets. The wishing list is long, but so is the igorness to give from the elite of the west, and that is enough to feed the war machine.
So it seems like Ukranium get their wishes for christmas fullfilled: Tanks, powder and canons. But will it be enough to win the war? -or is that like believing in Santa…?
Wishing You all a peaceful Christmas!
(Published at Steigan.no)
TO BE OR NOT TO BE INFORMED
December 15th 2022
"Aha, I see that you read the newspaper... ...you are one who knows what is going on in the world..."
"Are you crazy? I read the newspaper to not know what is going on in the world"
(Published at Steigan.no)
WORLD CUP IN LYING
November 30th 2022
There is though competition in the open world cup in lying:
Dr. Anthony Fauci has improved his chances by contradicting the hard facts that slowly enter the world news. To claim that the mRNA-jabs is safe and prevent covid still after the recent news is simply impressing.
The most bold of the finalist, though, must the actor, Zelensky, who shoed great talent in lying his way to the role of president of Ukraine. He stubbornly claim that the defense missile that landed in Poland, was a russian attack despite the whole world knowing better.
The other finalist from USA got his position as president in the same way, but here he compete with all of his person-alike-look. He use every occasion to perform as if he is human and is doing well in the competition.
Of course we cheer on our home-hope, Jens Stoltenberg, but we doubt that the innocense-card is strong enough, because there is many heavy-weighters like WHO og WEF, that has advantage in the credibilty they build up in the past.
Credibility is the hope for the outsider in the game: The cooperative mainstream Media complex, since people have a hard time to believe that hundreds of newspapers can be wrong at the same time.
Last in the race, we find Bill Gates who is sabotaging himself. The nice million dollar facede of being a philanthrophist helping mankind, he ruin it by saying there is too much mankind…
So you see that there is though competition all the way in to the final line and they all put it on a high stake risking that their lies have been repeated so many times that the judges actually believe them. And that will be Game Over….
(Published at Steigan.no)
THE DOOR MAT
November 22nd 2022
Almost at the same time as a missile struck Poland, killing 2 civilians, Ukranium President Zelenshoot called on NATO hoping that Poland would activate a united NATO to counterattack Russia. Zelenshoot, however, shouted on deaf ears. First, because the missile was anti-aircraft fire from his own Ukranium. Second, because NATO has no desire for real confrontation with Russia. Scenographer Secretary Jens Stolenburger reiterated nato's line since the beginning: "NATO is not part of the conflict in Ukraine." No, NATO stays on the mat while Poland willingly being this mat. A couple of civilian casualties mean little in the big geopolitical game. It appears that Zelenshoot will have to use stronger fire to activate NATO's Article 5, but he must tread carefully. If he sends too many missiles towards Poland, he may succeed in getting NATO actively counterattacking – but against himself...
(Published at Steigan.no)
THE BIRD IS FREE!
November 5th 2022
When Twitter banned the satire site «The Babylon Bee», Elon Musk got so upset that he just as well bought the Twitter company himself. The price was some 44 billions of pocket dust. Simply peanuts when mankinds freedom of speech is on stake. After the buy, Elon proudly proclaimed: «The bird is free».
Now we are all excited about which company will upset Elon next; Monsanto that poisons and synthesizes our food? Pfizer that poisons our bodies? Mainstream Media that poisons our minds? UN that manipulates our climate and poisons our sky? Or what about Space-X that spreads deadly radiation and make the birds fall from the sky? Should he buy it from himself to safe the birds?
Because what does it help that the bird is free – if it is to dead to twitter...
(Published at Steigan.no)
GOOD DOG
November 2nd 2022
2020: WHO alarmed the world of the risk of excess mortality and pushed the mRNA-jabs in the population.
2022: A norwegian doctor say that the excess mortality has reached alarming heights since the introduction of the jabs.
Recently, vice director of the directorate of Health in Norway, Espen Nakstad, explained the cause of the excess mortality by some odd changes in location of the population and boldly claimed that the mRNA-jabs is NOT to suspect. He attached no evidence for his claims and why should he. He has all through the slamdemic proved that it is much more effective to serve a lie with a trustworthy attitude...
(Published at Steigan.no)
FLINK BISK
November 2nd 2022
2020: Full alarm fra WHO!!! Frykt for overdødelighet og høye sykdomstall var grunnen myndighetene oppga for å stenge ned samfunnet og innføre de største inngrep i den personlige frihet siden nazistene styrte landet vårt. Av samme grunn pushet myndighetene eksperimentelle mRNA-vaksiner på mer enn 90 % av befolkningen.
2022: Norsk lege slår alarm! Vi opplever nå en overdødelighet og meget høye sykdomstall som vi fryktet i 2020. En sjokkerende nyhet som myndighetene møter med… …ny nedstengning? …økt forskning? …bedre helsetilbud? …eller kanskje noen innrømmelser? -Nei, så langt bare et verbalt skuldertrekk.
Overdødeligheten har ifølge Statistisk Sentralbyrå økt med mer enn 10% siden begynnelsen av 2021. At det er tidsmessig sammenheng med introduseringen av koronavaksinen og at det er meldt inn mer enn 60.000 tilfeller av bivirkninger av mRNA-vaksinene uroer imidlertid ikke aspirerende direktør i Helsediktaturatet, Gjespen Nakkesta: «Ingen grunn til å mistenke koronavaksinen» uttalte han nylig til NRK. Og hvorfor uroe seg når ingen mistenker en likandes kar som ham for gode miner til slett spill….
(Publisert på Steigan.no)
HUMAN RIGHT LIGHT FIGHT
September 3rd 2022
Amnesty International blew out their light when they ignored how the covid-restrictions violated our human rights. While our freedom was heavily attacked, they were fighting for our "right" to join the world wide medical experiment that might be the biggest crime of humanity ever.
With the war in Ukraine Amnesty got a new opportunity which they used to put light on Russian attacks on civilians and they were back in business: Writing reports while the world continues to commit crimes...
Then Amnesty reported that also the Ukrainians do war crimes: placing military bases in schools and hospitals risking civilian lives. The report harvested explosive criticism and the leader of Amnesty in Ukraine, Oksana Pokalchukat, had to resign and Amnesty can now forget about releasing reports on Ukrainian military throwing bombs and mines against civilians in Donbass.
While busy extinguishing fires in their organisation, the mainstream media will repair the glossy picture of our Ukrainian heroes and make sure the world continue to spin.
But something came out of the criticism of the Ukrainian warfare: Pokalchukat, who is a Ukrainian civilian, claimed that Ukraine doesn’t care about civilian losses and this is proved because she is now listed on the liquidation list called “Enemies of Ukraine”.
(published at steigan.no)
PORTRAYING PUTIN
August 26th 2022
«Butcher!», «murderious dictator!», «war criminal!». This is how incumbent pestilence of USA, Joe Bidet describe his colleague in Russia, Gladimir Putin. It sounds like a devistating character assassination, but when we know that american pestilences have a tendency to support murderious dictators and when we now that likeminded children is the best playmates, then the portrait of Putin by Joe Bidet may not be the end of diplomacy, but simply a genuine friend request…?
Also former prime minister of UK, Boris Johnson, has come up with admiring approximations and said that the fighting in Ucranium is only caused by Putins «toxic masculinity» and Speaker of the House of representatives in USA, Nancy Pe-lost-it, is mirroring herself in Putin acknowledging him as an «irresponsible politician».
In stark contrast to this demonizing, Putin appears as grounded, sane og well justified. But we should not let us be fooled; That Putin is better than any other top politician to hide his inner demon, only make him much worse…!
(published at steigan.no)
PORTRAYING ZELENSKY
August 5th 2022
President of Ucranium, Zelenscry has taken the West by media storm and stepped forward as the savior of the world. 2000 years with waiting for Salvator Mundi is over and all 1980ies nostalgics experience the same redemption: Here we have Christ and Rambo resurrected in one and the same person. At last the Savior is back to fight the evil of the world – the bad russians.
That he also is the ideal of a husband and family man, we clearly see at the poorly retouched photo of Zelenscry and his wife in the last edition of the fashion magazine Vogue.
To look at yourself in this way in the media mirror of the West, must be ecstatic and the ultimate performance of an actor. But all mirrors will crack and the brutal reality has a tendency to push itself through. And who is the friends of Zelenschoot then? Leading us back to the essential question of Shakespeares: To be or not to be…
(published at steigan.no)
RUSSOFOBIAN ROULLETTE
June 29th 2022.
It turns out that the economical sanctions against Russia makes Russia richer and the West poorer. This sounds like the secretary general of NATO, Jeans Stoltenburger, is acting like a modern Robin Hood helping the poor russians, but apparently that is an illusion. Or we might call it an unvoluntairily joke.
Joke or not, NATO and the leaders of the West are playing a dangerous game. A new version of russian roulette, where you dont remove any single bullet from the pistol. In these times we are not supposed to spare the ammunition and that is also the main theme when NATO meet up these days. With the aim pointing on war to the last ukrainian, we can only hope that collapse comes before apocalypse, by the help of sanctions so effective that the gas simply goes out of the balloon...
(published at steigan.no)
WILD WEST IN UKRANIUM
June 2nd 2022
Diplomacy seems to be out of the picture in the Ukraine-conflict that plays out like the wild west. And as in the good old Western-movies they shoot on reflex and the only talk is done with bullets. Western countries contribute to this conversation as much as possible, lining up for sending weapons to Ukraine as if it is the only possibility to end the misery.
Diplomacy is shadowed by a game with high risks. Treaths of use of nuclear weapons and starting the 3rd world war is part of this game. President of Ukranium, Zelenshoot, need to show that the game is not only a play for the gallery. He has to show that the comidean promising that when he came to power he would make peace in Donbass is not a political marionette doll, but a hero saving the world from the bad guys.
Then it is terribly unconvenient that one of the greatest gun men of the West encourage to peace and submission of land to the Prince of Evil. The talk of Henry Kissinger (Krigshissinger) in Davos are pure dynamite for all warmongers (krigshissere). The West have shot themselves in the sanction foot and evil thounges say that Henry is only the marionette doll of the Big Money that act as a peace diplomat.
Who knows? While we try to undestand the turns of the game, it just continues and in case you didnt know, the title of the movie is: “Wild West in Ukranium”… (published on steigan.no)
ALT FRA NORGE
May 17th 2022
Gratulerer med nasjonaldagen, Norge!
Vi feirer at landet vårt er fritt (så vidt) litt ennå…
(Published in resett.no and steigan.no)
GUINEA PIGS
Februrary 19th 2022.
Hastely development of vaccines has become the hit in the field of medicine production. And haste we have, cause the virus spread quicker than the guinea pigs can run in their treadmills.
Animal trials with mRNA-«vaccines» began in the 1990s, but even with the fastest running mice, no hastely development really happened before the experiment were transfered to human beings in 2020.
Then things speeded up. But still we are not quicker than the viruses. And stopping the pandemic have no haste. No, but certainly we are in a hurry developing more booster doses before the guinea pigs understands what the experiment is all about…
(Published at steigan.no)
WAY TO FREEDOM
Februrary 12th 2022.
Prime minister of Canadas, Justin Trudeau, want to make the life as difficult as possible for those who dont take the covid-vaccines and limited their freedom of movement.
This have made a loooong convoy of truckers to block the roads around the parlament in Ottawa thereby limiting the movement of the prime minister.
Trudeau is known for his elegant movements in and outside the dance floor, but to call some thousands of truckers "a fringe minority" was probably to stop in the salad.
Rumours says that when he realized the numbers of the minority, he was hit by “Coward-19”. But he is now back on stage asking the police to support hi, in claiming the sole right of blocking the citizens, not the citizens.
What it takes to clear the roads we dont know, but we can get a hint from the old saying: "There is no way to freedom, freedom is the way..."
(Published at resett.no and steigan.no)
"FORCED FREEDOM" (AN ENEMY OF THE PUBLIC #1)
January 23rd
«Freedom, equality and brotherhood» was the slogan of the french revolution that liberated the people from the long line of suppressing rulers. The fredom was shortlived and ended when Napoleon Bon Aparte became a new sole ruler, BUT the slogan stayed.
«Complience, discrimination and evilhood" are now the slogan that is to liberate the norwegian people from the pandemic.
Prime minister Støre: "Democracay, pandemic electricity cirisis... ...I pass. Henrik Ibsen: "I shall stamp your pass (port): "Norway is a free country inhabited by unfree people"
It all make sense; Unfree people must of course be forced to their freedom...!
(Published at resett.no and steigan.no)
AUSTRALIA OPEN ...OR CLOSED
January 12th 2022
As a tennis ball, tennis player Novak «No-vax» Djokovic, has been played back and forth by australian authorities:
→ First invited to Australian Open 2022 to defend his title.
← Then denied entry because he has no vaccine passeport.
→ Then granted entrance on dispensation from australian authorities.
← Despite this, he was arrested at arrival to Australia by the border police and his visa withdrawed. Prime minister Scott Morrison said Novak shouldnt receive special treatment, but get the first flight back home!
→ «First flight back home» left without Djokovic, because an australian judge postponed the decision of the border police.
← But still held back – «as a prisoner in Australia» by the words of his father..
→ Eventually released from quarantine hotel after repeated support from the court system.
←Nevertheless, is the minister of immigration, Alex Hawke, ignoring the court, threatening to cancel the visa a second time and ban Djokovic from entry the next 3 years and rumours says that he has been arrested again.
Only when Novak has finished playing ping pong with the authorities, will we know if he also get to play some tennis while he is in Australia… (Published at Resett.no and Steigan.no)
THE CHRISTMAS MESSAGE
December 24th 2021
«Let the small children come to me», Jesus said a couple of millenia ago. «Let the small children come to the vaccination», the health authorities says these days.
Whether the church see the ethical dilemma in this is unknown. Irrelevant anyway, because the norwegian church is owned by the State. And in that case, the church can most likely preach like the foreign minister of the Vatican, cardinal Parolin, who without blushing assert that it is «an act of Love» to be covid-vaccinated. The 2000 year old Savior can put the halo aside and take a well deserved christmas holiday, because modern salvation is received intravenously.
The believe that God created man with a stroing immune defense give way to the believe that only the medical iindustry can save us from the apocalyptic horror scenarios of the prophets.
Out with the most important command: LOVE
In with the new command: DISTRUST AND FEAR.
This christmas the church reduce the access to the services and support the Authorities faith in the golden calf. If just enough people, get enough injections through a cuople of years (or ten), we will get a seat in the Heavens. Easier than to get a seat in the church this Christmas Eve… Merry Christmas!
(Published iat Resett.no and Steigan.no)
NOW IT IS TIME FOR ORDINAIRY PEOPLE
September 12th 2021
(Election campaign slogan for Arbeiderpartiet)
...Endelig tenker vi, for hittil har AP jobbet mest for industrien og andre uvanlige folk, så det er bra at de nå vil tenke litt på vanlige folk, også
Men mange spørsmål presser seg frem: Hvem er egentlig disse vanlige folk, som Støre vil ta med på en uvanlig vanlig tur? og hva med alle de andre som ikke er vanlige?
Er Støre vanlig nok til å lede vanlige folk? Han mener det selv, men hvis han er så vanlig, hva gjør ham da i stand til å være statsminister og lede nasjonen Norge?
Skal han gjøre som Erna har hatt for vane, å selge nasjonen bit for bit? Nå har Erna solgt landets felles ressurser, så da kommer turen kanskje til vanlige folks eiendeler?
Ap vil beskatte parkering på egen grunn, så da er det vel ingenting som ikke kan beskattes?
Dyrene ble reddet av Noahs Ark, men hvordan skal vanlige folk reddes av Støres Ark?
Støres Ark er jo bare A4 – og vanligvis ganske så blanke…
(Published at Resett.no and Steigan.no))
TOGETHER WE CAN PAINT NORWAY GREEN
September 8th 2021
(Election campaign slogan for Miljøpartiet De Grønne)
Hvorfor svartmale miljøpartiet de Grønne sin grønnmaling?
Om du tenker at grønnmalingen er en skjønmaling av den omfattende greenwashing som foregår i politikken, må du huske på at gresset alltid er grønnere i teorien og at pengene ligger i politikk basert på industriens og ikke naturens premisser.
At vindmøller medfører et stort avfallsproblem og skader naturen og at produksjonen av elbiler er svært miljøbelastende ikke minst pga den potensielle miljøkatastrofe som ligger i utbyggingen av 5G-teknologien, er kjedelige fakta, som tar seg bedre ut i grønt.
Og vi trenger jo alle farger. En valgkamp uten grønt ville jo vært mindre fargerik og betydelig kjedeligere...
(Published at Facebook)
WE ARE SPEEDING UP NORWAY
September 8th 2021
(Election campaign slogan for Høyre)
Political party Høyre boast of its speed and Erna and her government have shown that they can shut down a society faster than any. When it comes to reopening, the speed impress no one, It is because they hurry up with other things,: selling out Norway and its ressources in express speed.
(Published at resett.no and steigan.no)
"FACTFINDING"
July 4th 2021
We all know the famous line from Ludwig Holbergs play, "Erasmus Montanus":
«A stone cannot fly, Mother Nille cannot fly. Ergo Mother Nille is a stone».
Erasmus Montanus knew the art of using facts. An amazing but demanding art, where one fact too much can destroy the subtle balance between truth and false. Journalists of today fortunately need no mastery in this art, because now the truth is served ready digested by professional fact checkers, like faktisk.no. According to Faktisk.no some independent news sources (Rights, Document, Resett, Steigan.no and Lykten.no) are spreading conspiracy theories in the norwegian society, but as a fact of matter, faktisk.no can take it easy; The fact is that it is Faktisk.no that spread conspiracy theories about socalled conspiracy thinkers, when as a fact, they are just good old critical voices of society...
(Published on resett.no and steigan.no)
"SCIENTIFIC THEORIES"
june 17th 2021
Recently it has been uncovered that the director of the National Institute of Allergy and infectious Diseases (in USA), Anthony Fauci, spent huge ressources from the beginning of the pandemic to condemn all talk about the SARS-CoV-2-virus as possibly leaked from a lab.
With help from Facebook, Fauci suceeded for a long time to make the dominating voices deny that the Wuhan-virus could have anything to do with one of the most advanced labs in the world developing and manipulating virus - a laboratorium that by coincedence is situated in... ..Wuhan (!).
But Fauci might tell the truth when he says that the virus didnt escape accidentally. WHO knows, it could have been released on purpose...
(published on Resett.no)
CIRCUS LIFE
june 7th 2021
Yesterday Senior Physician at FHI (public health institute), Preben Aavitsland twittered that the pandemic was over. That sent shock waves through the whole pandemic management making everyone busy disclaiming the message. Not because Aavitsland was wrong, but because he didnt followed the agreed plan.
And to those who still dont know the plan; the prime minister specified it: «We can be rid of the pandemic during autumn […] if everyone get vaccinated…»
The initiator of the Pandemic Circus in Norway, directør of the Directorate of Health, Bjørn Guldvog, must realise that if the show is to be saved, it is time to send in the clowns...
(published on Resett.no)
SPRING CLEANING
May 16th 2021
March 12th 2020, WHO asked Europian leaderss to lockdown the societies to stop a virus on the run. A new and radical strategy. The norwegian prime miinister said the same day: "This is the strongest and most invasive measures we have had in Norway in time of peace», but she did it anyway.
This spring, the investigate commision on the lockdown policy concluded that the Solberg-government not only neglected all emergency plans, but also the constitution. To imply these invasive restrictions based on advise from the bureaucracy (Helsedirektoratet) without including the parlament was a clear violation of the constitution.
But for what can we criticize Erna? The sovereignity of Norway was sold and given away long time ago, now at last giving us full oppurtunity to enjoy May 17th as a day off work instead of pretending that there is something to celebrate…
God 17.mai!!
(published on Resett.no)
THE BEST MARK
May 7th 2021
Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, newly proclaimed: «The pandemic is not over befor EVERYONE is vaccinated». This make the not-vaccinated a bigger challeng than any virus og the german secret police immediately looked in to the practicality of it claiming itself ready to registrate and spy on everyone sceptical to the injection.
Many former attempts to gain total control have failed, but now they might have found the best mark…
This is what the Solberg-government thinks now decided to imply vaccination-passeport in Norway. Departement of Health has sketched a new law that anyone can protest against into the deaf ear of bureaucracy.
This is only out of "care" for the people. The authorities underline that such a passeport is not a punishment of healthy people without symptoms of illness, but a REWARD to those who deserve it. That the reward is the freedom they took away from us a little more than a year ago, is just a funny coincidence…
(published on Resett.no)
DIGGING JOURNALISM
April 28th 2021
As a statement of civilian rights and challenging the authorities face mask rules, Svein Østvik, (TV-entertainer known as Charter-Svein) and others publicly burned their face masks. This went beyond the capacity of understanding for many people. Among them, Leif-Arne Lothe (professional driver of digging machines known from TV-entertaintement as Lothepus).
Journalist, Fredrik Solvang, staged a "deep digging" debate between the two at NRK, giving Lothepus the oppurtunity to reason why he publicly said Charter-Svein "should be ashamed all the way from here to hell”.
Some questions is simply digging too deep. So if the road to hell could be digged all the way, Lothepus would already had done it, but there is always a risk that when you dig a grave, you might fall in it yourself. ..
(published on Resett.no)
MARTYRDOM
April 24th 2021
"Oh no, another one harmed by the vaccine", "Yes, but we can sacrifice some people...", "...anyway, the vaccine death is much better than the corona death...".
In 2009 the control organ of medicines in Norway rushed the approval of the swine flu-vaccine, Pandemrix, resulting in a ruined life for tens of young people because of the side effect narcolepsy. Confronted with this, Steinar Madsen. said it was sad, BUT just think of the many we have saved (!).
In 2021 the reports on side effects after covid vaccines is all time high and even includes a number of deaths. Obviously a price worth to pay, Steinar Madsen continue to downplay this, stating that "there is absolutely no danger taking these vaccines".
He knows that neither he or the producers got into trouble when norwegians was guinea pigs in 2009, so why should there be any danger now...
(Published at Resett.no)
TOO LOW NUMBERS...
April 6th 2021
"If the numbers of positive covid continues to sink, my time in the spotlight is over..." "...So please, go and test yourself!"
First working day after Easter holiday, the assisting director of the Directory of Health in Norway, Espen Nakstad, said: "I have had a holiday with little work and little snow under the feet" (in other words: "Some days outside the spotlight have given me cold feet").
With about a thousand numbers a day before Easter, the numbers of today is dissapointing. Nakstad continues: "It is actually just a mathematical natural development of fewer people testing themselves - there is no reason to believe that the low numbers the last two days is fully correct. Probably they are a bit higher..."
It is reassuring to know that Nakstad dont go with factual numbers risking too loose the foundation of the lock down of all times...
(published on Resett.no)
MINKEN HAR MINKET (MISSING MINK)
April 2nd 2021
Prime minister of Denmark, Mette Freriksen, was heavily critisized this winter for mass slaugthering mink because of covid-19 infection. The scandal was not that more than 15 million mink was killed or that the mass slaughter had a price of 18,8 million danish kroner, but the fact that the killing had no legitimacy in the law. Now Denmark has reopened society and the restrictions will be removed completely when everyone over 50 is vaccinated. Maybe they will succeed better with the humans than with the mink...
"We got rid of the virus when we got rid of the mink", "I promise that we will not use the same strategy on the citizens...", "...BEFORE we have made the law for it..."
(Published at Resett.no)
NOTHING IS SO BAD THAT IT ISNT GOOD FOR SOMETHING...
March 17th 2021
(published on facebook)
DIPER CHANGE
March 14th 2021
Scholars argue about how efficiently face masks hinder a virus infection. The norwegian instiitute of public health (FHI) claim it is medio ratio. Some scientists say it is insignificant. So maybe the masks work better another place on the body...
(Published at Resett.no)
THE END IS NEAR...
March 4th 2021
After a year with Pandemic panic and lock down of the norwegian society, there are certain questions that has to be asked. Assisting Director of the norwegian Health Directory, Espen Nakstad assure us that they certainly have an effect....
(Published at the independent newsletter, Resett.no on March 5th, 2021)
HOW TO DECIDE THE PANDEMIC RULES
OF THE WEEK
February 23rd 2021
Minister of Health in Norway, Bent Høie, is ready to find the rules of the week by spinning the wheel of fortune. The Prime Minister of Norway, Erna Solberg, is a bit jealous and say "Well, next week it is my turn, Bent". On the wheel, is labeled the options of rules to put on the people: Lock down / Ban on kissing / Curfew / Face mask / Muzzle / Handwash / Distance / Party pooping / Quarantine / Isolation. And why muzzle? Because in norwegian "giving someone a muzzle on" means to prevent their free speech and Bent Høie has used a surpressive technique on a journalist to avoid a critical question about the special rules of the time of the decided pandemic. (Published at Resett.no March 10th, 2021)
THE POWER OF AN APPLE
February 22nd 2021
"Let food be thy medicine, and let medicine be thy food", Hippocrates (c. 460-375 BC).
A TWITTER ON THE PANDEMIC
February 15th 2021
From the perspective of Nature
SOCIAL DISTANCING
February 10th 2021
On busses, subway and other places we find posters encouraging us to keep social distancing these days... In Norway, we have always considered the risk of letting people come too close, giving them a chance to see behind the facade...
OUT OF BUSINESS.
February 3rd 2021
Museums, theaters, cinemas and gyms has been closed for a while. Now the norwegian government also shot down cafe´s and restaurants, leaving open only businesses selling food, medicines, gasolin and alcohol. The places to get your virus is reduced: The waiter: "My apologies, You have to go somewhere else to get Your Virus"
NO PANIC...
January 28th 2021
A comment to the norwegian government (and I guess other governments too), who are prioritizing "corona crime" to other crimes.
In Norway a shooting team was barely fined after illegally shooting out almost 17 tons of Lead ammunition directly into Nature, polluting a huge area of forest. Punishment: NOK 25.000,-. If a reataurant serve alcohol to their guests (not allowed during the lockdown): Punishment: NOK 20-50.000,- ...!?
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!
December 7th 2020
Sorry folks! Christmas i cancelled. Santa Claus has too many official stops to do on his way this year...
